I learned a new word tonight: ba-donka-donk. I know, I know, I’m TOTALLY behind the times because apparently it’s not a new word. And by word, I mean slang. Hugh Laurie was on Ellen today and they were trying to guess American vs. British slang words and it was really too funny. So ba-donka-donk was one of them and I agree with Hugh when he said, “That’s a fantastic word, isn’t it?” Wherever you live has to be pretty awesome if ba-donka-donk actually means something. I love living in America.

I ask myself this question a lot regarding Logan but today I lived it. Logan ate both lotion and liquid soap today all before about 9:30am. In a way it’s my fault because I let him play with the spray bottle and has therefore learned how to suck out stuff that way. Both the lotion and the soap were pumps and so yeah, both times I caught him he was just sitting on the floor sucking away. I about threw up when I saw him eating the lotion but by the time I caught him eating the soap it was like, Okay, so what else is new? In Logan’s defense it was a Cocoa Butter lotion so it probably did taste really good. Silly boy!