I ask myself this question a lot regarding Logan but today I lived it. Logan ate both lotion and liquid soap today all before about 9:30am. In a way it’s my fault because I let him play with the spray bottle and has therefore learned how to suck out stuff that way. Both the lotion and the soap were pumps and so yeah, both times I caught him he was just sitting on the floor sucking away. I about threw up when I saw him eating the lotion but by the time I caught him eating the soap it was like, Okay, so what else is new? In Logan’s defense it was a Cocoa Butter lotion so it probably did taste really good. Silly boy!