Dear The Office,

Thank you for being so freaking hilarious!

Love,
J & B

I just got done watching the news from last night and I have a few things to say about PETA. I almost always think that PETA is crazy and extreme (becuse they are) but I can almost always see their point of view. Not saying that I agree with it, but everyone is entitled to their opinion. But this morning was something different. Apparently, PETA brought an idea to Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream to use human breast milk instead of cow’s milk in their ice cream.

First of all, EW. Second of all, how is using cow’s milk harmful to a cow? Isn’t that what they were made for? Didn’t God create cows so that we could have milk to drink? Don’t cows get overly uncomfortable when they don’t get milked? I’m still trying to figure out why PETA thinks this needs to be changed. The only thing I can think of is that they don’t like how they are put into milking machines to get milked. Get. Over. IT. I’m not against breast milk in any way, I just don’t want to eat it. I respect women who nurse their babies because it’s the way God intended it. I never liked it much and think that women who do do it are completely awesome, but I think it’s meant for babies, not children or adults. There was one guy on the news who said he wouldn’t buy it for himself, but he thinks it would be okay for children to eat. I disagree. I know that once upon a time other women would nurse other people’s kids and that was okay. But I wouldn’t be so quick with the cash if I knew my kids ice cream had some other woman’s breast milk in it, who I didn’t know. Luckily, Ben and Jerry’s agree with me and told PETA that breast milk is best for babies. So here’s a question for all of you: Would you buy ice cream made with breast milk?